Now This...

"Today, the “Mainstream Media” has squandered all credibility. Serving as a shield for corrupt politicians – and their kin – it is managed by the 3 monkeys who hear, see and speak no evil of those of a certain political persuasion."

"Ever since that fateful raid, every Mainstream Media outlet, Cable channel, Talk Show Host, Blogger and Podcaster is trying to come up with the perfect answer to the question, WHY?"

  "Well, whatever the answer to that may be, it won't be forthcoming before the Democrats and their allies in the Media have a field day spreading rumor and innuendo with all their usual mistruths, half-truths, outright lies, false news and so on."

  "If you were able to control your gag reflex, what many are calling a big 'Nothingburger' came after four days of deafening silence. The vacuity of the statement was SO vacuous, several pundits correctly pointed out it easily could have been delivered promptly on the evening of the unprecedented events. But he didn't."

 "Are you familiar with Humpty Dumpty as portrayed in 'Through the Looking Glass'? Are you familiar with his famous quote, 'Words mean what I want them to mean when I say them'?"

Cognizant Dissonance Anemia (CDA) is the newest discovery of psychological dysfunction affecting growing numbers of Americans, sending shock waves through medical professionals and political experts alike. Some fear this trending disorder has the potential to become the very cause of the destruction of American society.

"The Blazing Saddles “Harrumpf!” scene provided the perfect visual analogy for portraying the embodiment of posturing, posing, power puffing, incompetence and hypocrisy all in one short, amusing scene."

"Britney Griner may not be someone you’d have over to watch the game, even though she’d be available after dodging 9 years in a Russian prison. But with or without intervention, is it an honest reflection of American society that we should celebrate her sentence because we don’t like her political views?"

"Once upon a time, long ago and far away when I had a show on KSFO San Francisco, I told a caller who was asking about the possibilities of some Conspiracy Theory, that the only way we'd know is with the passing of enough time, since time is the sole arbiter between Prescience and Paranoia."

"But that is not half of it. For those of you excited about electric cars and a green revolution, I want you to take a closer look at batteries and also windmills and solar panels. These three technologies share what we call "environmentally destructive embedded costs."

"I was fired several times. Entertaining the audience was always more important to me that following some playlist, especially when the next song sucked."